Gym Sounds.
This morning I found myself driving towards the gym for the second day in a row. This in itself is quite an achievement especially since neither of my friends were going to be there. So I made sure that I had my ipod and headphones with me and headed towards the treadmill. I look around and see half a dozen elderly and obese people sweating it out. Great! no pressure! No young, hot girl with the perfect body mocking me. The TV is showing Live with Regis & Kelly and Daniel from Ugly Betty is talking about Thursday’s show. Next up is Rachel Ray. I have never actually seen any of her shows. I am just not that interested in her cooking. Today, she was making some potatoes mashed with three kinds of cheeses. Although my eyes were watching her, my mind & ears were busy listening to Johnny Gaddar. I remembered an incident with a friend who was asked to lower his ipod volume by the person sitting next to him in a train. To avoid any unpleasant confrontations, I made sure that the volume was not too loud. Suddenly I start hearing some oohs & aahs from my neighbour. Soon they progressed to moans and some other very uncomfortable sounds. Apparently she was getting turned on by the potatoes. Or maybe it were the three cheeses. I was most certainly not impressed. Needless to say, I hit the cool down button and scampered off. Well, we all know what the lady is having for dinner tonight;-)
3 years ago • Notes